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War Machine is Perfect for Reality TV

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War Machine has been in the spotlight recently for throwing away his UFC chance, and making disparaging remarks about Evan Tanner and about the UFC. Today, he’s decided to insult Rashad Evans in a myspace BULLETIN.

So a New Mexico based show called my gym last thursday talking about they need someone to fight Rashad’s brother at 205 in TWO days. Our boy Frank Lester, who fights at 185, is out of shape, but says he’ll do it cuz he’s broke as a joke…lol Soooo the next morning he’s on a plane to NM. He weighs in at 192 to fight a bigger, stronger, in shape, light heavyweight.

Fight day comes and Frank’s super nervous…he’s knows he’s not well prepared, knows he’s smaller, knows he was brought there to lose, and to top it all off he’s a fan of Rashad Evans and it’s a bit intimidating to have him in the opposing corner.

Anyway the fight kicks off and within the first minute Frank gets dropped and grounded and pounded…some how he manages to survive and starts to turn the tide a bit. The first round ends and in the corner Wade tells him to just go out there and go for it….swing for the fences.
Round two starts and Frank comes out agressive, he stops Evans’ shots and ends up dropping him with a knee and as he is getting up pins him against the fans and bashed him with punches until Evans’ VERBALLY QUIT!!

So Frank is super happy and backstage he goes up to Evans and says good job/good fight and Evans says the same. Then Frank walks up to Rashad and tells him its an honor to meet him and tries to shake his hand….Rashad looked him up and down….made a stupid lil noise with his mouth….turned around and walked away.

Go cry Rashad…sorry your bro couldn’t beat a guy who took a fight on two days notice, who was out of shape and was like 20 pounds lighter. You might be a great fighter but that’s no reason to treat the guys under you like punks. Suck a dick cool guy.

Suck a dick cool guy indeed. While I don’t necessarily disagree that Rashad was being a douche, who knows if this is exactly what happened. In War Machine’s world, it’s cool to beat people up in front of a club, get fired for being an idiot, and generally make stupid statements. Whether or not this situation actually occurred in this fashion is anyones guess. All I know is someone should follow him around with a camera, because they are bound to get him doing something entertaining, or something worth documenting for science.

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